I think she’d try to be frienemies with Malaficent.
Just cause when she’s running around doing aftercare for the worlds (why you no proper teach this to the three because there are buildings need a fixin’), she finds out about the cause of Aurora’s spell.
"What do you mean you didn’t INVITE THE MOST POWERFUL FAIRY IN THE GOD DAMN LAND TO YOUR DAUGHTER’S CHRISTENING?! ARE YOU DAFT?!!"
"We felt it was unsaf-"
"UNSAFE UNSAFE HE SAYS YOU REALIZE YOU WOULD OF SECURED YOUR CHILD’S FUTURE! I loves three fairies, and the blue one (always the blue one saving the day) saved your dadaughter frim death yet those other ‘gifts’…. My King was not a beauty nor were they able to carry a single note, but they had the gift of gab, the gift tghat saved our asses more than once. "
"But…… we truly messed up." (This the queen speaking because this lady dealt with not having her baby so long and damn I need some of Rapunzel’s parents feels here. Sure, Aurora was ‘safe’, but it is still not a positive here how do you know if they didn’t switch the child after she was mauled to death by a bear or something.)
"So, it appears you know of how you do. Not. Do. Not do a disservice to a fae. *whispers this part* or you’ll end up stark naked out in some god forsaken field with your King begging you to stop dancing within a fairy circle… then realize that you have 5,635 contracts formed the night before… god that was an awful 22 years…"
"…How about them bears?"
*random villager #14 1/2* “They ate my right arm and leg..”
Though, in all her interactions with Malaficent will be of Soairse singing Aqua’s high praises, and threatening Malaficent. If she so much as goes near her bbys again, there will no be coming back.
"It has been TOO long sing I’ve had Dragon stew~!!!"
do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex
no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out
i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life
ONLY DAYS LEFT TO RAISE FUNDS, URGENT LIFE OR DEATH HELP NEEDED ONE LAST TIME
Tumblr friends. You all saved my life. Unfortunately I need help one last time to keep it that way.You helped me pay down a hospital bill so I could have major brain surgery in October. Well, the bill for that is $9,600- Medicaid covered the hospital, NOT the doctor(!!). due to financial hardship, it’s reduced to $4,500.
The problem: the doctor HAS TO adjust and monitor my new neuro implant every other week, and I WILL DIE WITHOUT THE ADJUSTMENTS. But he is NOT ALLOWED to see me more than once more unless this is paid.
The reduction has conditions: I must pay $1,000 by Dec 16, the$3,500 balance by Dec 23.
This is a terrible blow to me, unreal. I can’t stop crying in sheer frustration.
So, sadly, I must ask for help one least time (I can get on Free Care in April). You’ve all already been so generous. The SPNFamily, and Tumblr at large has been amazing. And if there were any way to avoid asking, I would.
PLEASE DONATE IF YOU CAN! I’ve set up a PayPal with the email firstname.lastname@example.org to accept funds (if you “send to a friend” there’s no fee). The hospital can only accept payment from me.
I know the Holidays are already an expensive time. Maybe give someone the gift of saving a life in their name? And I know I recently got so much help from you all. If I had any way to avoid this I would. And of course I’m happy to repay with fics, songs, editing, or anything I can.
As it is I’m also homeless and sometimes staying with my violent abusive parents, other times staying with friends. Every cent I get is going to other medical expenses and necessities.
PLEASE SHARE THIS as far and wide as you can! Share it as text so everyone can read and share again. Whether or not you can give, others may be able to.
Thank you all so so much! Below are some photos just to show what I mean. They called me with the settlement, but the original bill is there, as well as a few of my scars (yes they shaved the whole side of my head).
Thank you again! PLEASE DONATE AND SHARE IF YOU CAN, and ask me any questions.
Sopranish is my friend, and I’ve personally witnessed the reality of her struggles, so I can vouch for both the urgency and the legitimacy of this plea for help. She is on a time crunch and really scared, so any shares or donations would be so, so appreciated. Every little thing helps!!
Kind of falling asleep, so why not?
Okay, so several years back when Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep was released, a character starting forming.
OKAY SERIOUS TALK GUYS!
This clown has been seen over the past few weeks around Mansfield, Chesterfield and Doncaster, I haven’t seen a post about it on here and I really want people to know about it.
Okay so first of all besides it being really frickin creepy to begin with (designed to look like pennywise the clown) it has been roaming the streets at night time, it was started out by a student film director who was doing it for fun, but it has sparked a few people to take it farther.
Some of the clowns have been tapping on windows, trying to get children out of the house (Reportedly) also it is believed that some of them have knives and are marked as dangerous.
Please please please if you live in these areas or know someone who does, especially of they have kids, could you signal boost this? I just really want people to be safe!!
I heard friends say that he’s been sighted in Nottingham and Lincoln as well. Good thing I live on the 6th floor. Hard to tap my window.
There’s not just one, and they’re in sheffield too, a girl from my year got a picture of one on the road that my school is on. They will follow you home, muggings have been reported, although it is not believed that they go into buildings or actually attack anyone with their knives.
Apparently there is one in Lancashire and burnley too! Pls be careful!
They walk inside people’s houses if the doors aren’t locked. They also aren’t near my town, but everyone’s talking about them.
there was one at my school a couple of weeks ago and we got told that if you see one to report where they are to the police straight away
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN ENGLAND
I live in Nottingham and people were going on about this for ages, but I haven’t heard anything about them in weeks.
This is what I get after I ask my best friend to try help me stop this guy from pretty much harassing me. I’m not going to lie, I’m feeling the love right now. It’s funny though he thinks I’m the one who wanted sex? Somehow I think that was him. He talked to me about getting into a relationship then immediately after that started talking about marriage. He rung me and texted me thought out the day and even early hours of the morning. He wanted me to get a train up to god knows where and go to his house till late in the evening? I told him I wasn’t comfortable with any of that. That I wasn’t interested. And yet this is what I get? I hope he feels really proud of himself for sending this, that he think he’s hurt me, because I’m thinking about showing this bastard how much of a bitch I really can be. But why should I give him the satisfaction.
Update: This is what I want to say to him, but should I really give him the satisfaction?
Has this made you feel better? Getting all that out? Well good for you. If you think any of that is going to get to me, then you’re wrong. This message is pathetic. Never in that month and a half did I ever say that I liked you, I said that you seemed like a nice guy (THERE’S A BIG DIFFERENCE). Never did I say about getting into a relationship with you. You on the other hand, you were the one who said you wanted to go into a relationship with me; you even started talking about marriage. Yes it may have just been in general but what a way to put a girl off. If you ask me you’re pretty obsessive. Constantly texting me, ringing me, it was too much. You wanted me to come to your house. I don’t know you. I told you that I didn’t feel comfortable with that, but you didn’t seem to get that. I hope you’re proud of yourself for sending me this, that you think you’re the bigger person. You’re words don’t hurt me and I’m pretty sure anything I say won’t change your mind about your perception of me. Frankly I couldn’t give a damn about what you think about me. I know none of it is true. Sucking guys dicks and desperate for sex? You seriously don’t know me at all do you. Here the thing I’ve never had sex and I don’t ever want to. Now you keep telling yourself that I’m the bitch, that I’m the slag. They’re just words that can’t hurt me. Now here’s some advice. Get over it and get on with your life. If God really has saved you from me, then stop wasting your fucking time messaging me. I’m not going to reply to you anymore. I’m not wasting anymore of my life on you.
CAN I JUST MAKE PEOPLE AWARE ABOUT THIS seriously, don’t give your number out to anyone you don’t know, even at expo- its easy to let your guard down at places like that but I could tell straight up he just wanted to get her contact details, and I regret not butting in.
He messaged me too, called me a bunch of names, blah blah homophobic comment. Anyway I’m done, I’m not going to reply and I don’t think my friend here should either since it could just spur him on, but that’s just my opinion.
PON PON WEI WEI WEI
PON PON WEI PON WEI PON PON
WEI WEI PON PON PON
WEI WEI PON WEI PON WEI WEI
I SEE A LITTLE SILHOUETTO OF A MAN
SCARAMOUCHE SCARAMOUCHE CAN YOU DO THE FANDANGO?
THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING
VERY VERY FRIGHTNING ME!
GALILEO GALILEO FIGARO
KITTEN IS ANGRY
KITTEN IS OFFENDED
FUR STANDING OUT AND LITTLE CLAWS EXTENDED
DARTING AROUND AND MEOWING QUITE A BIT
AND THROWING SUCH A HISSY FIT
I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO MAKE OF IT
STARFISH OF HUMAN BLOOD-SHAPE!
THE TENTACLES OF HUMAN GORE,
SPREAD OUT ON THE PAVEMENT FROM THE 99TH FLOOR!
WUB WUB WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB
WUB WUB WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB
WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB
WUB WUB WUBWUBWUB WUB WUB WUB
I GOT BIG BOOTY BITCHES
BIG BOOTY BITCHES
I GOT BIG BOOTY BITCHES
BIG BOOTY BITCHES
SUCK MY DICK
SUCK MY MOTHERFUCKING DICK DICK
SUCK MY DICK
SUCK MY MOTHERFUCKING MOTHERFUCKING
and from this demonstration, we can conclude that females are in fact infernal creatures of hell that fear being discovered before they dissect and slowly suck the nutrients out of their prey.
(Rebloggable version of this reply, per request.)
Well, here’s the deal, anon. The Salvation Army is an evangelical Christian group, and they impose those beliefs on the people that they employ and the communities they serve. Here are a few examples:
They are so opposed to LGBT rights that they have lobbied multiple times for exemptions from Federal and Local anti-discrimination laws, and threatened to withdraw their services.
They refused to provide shelter to a homeless gay couple, unless they broke up and renounced their homosexuality.
They refused to provide a transgender woman with shelter that was congruent with her gender presentation, instead insisting she house with men. She chose instead to sleep on the sidewalk and died from the cold.
Speaking of gender, there was also this charming incident where one of their hostels refused to open the door for a 17-year-old victim who had just been brutally raped (or even call the police for her) because that particular hostel had a strict “men only” policy.
Children who can’t prove their immigration status are turned away.
The organization also disposes of any Harry Potter or Twilight related donations (rather than giving them to other charities), because they claim the toys are “incompatible with the charity’s Christian beliefs”.
During the Bush Administration (thanks to ‘faith-based initiatives’) they fired about 20 long-time employees (Jewish, Muslim, Hindu and Gay), simply for refusing to sign the organization’s statement of Christian belief.
So, that—in a nutshell—is what’s wrong with it.
i will never stop spreading the word about how fucking shady the salvation army is
think twice before you donate to the bell-ringers in your local mall this holiday season … i am planning on starting a dialogue with the ones that are set to station themselves outside the store i work in
also one time i volunteered with the salvation army around christmas time being an “elf” and helping parents pick out free donated toys for their kids
which was all well and good until they ESCORTED TWO MEN OUT OF THE BUILDING BECAUSE THEY “LOOKED GAY”
this was a first-hand eyewitness account and i should have left then and there, but seeing as i needed to take the bus back to school…
And this is why I starting to donate to other charities around Christmas.
No more red buckets for me.
and theres also how in Australia they have teared apart native aboriginal communities to “christianize” them and make them part of capitalist western society, up until the late 60’s they assisted with the taking of aboriginal children from their families in the stolen generation and put the children into missions where they would follow strict pattern of work and christian education
reblogging again because of that whole “but salvation army is changed!!11!!” post circulating because people need to be reminded of the terrible shit they’ve done
We never think about the name but “Salvation Army”? Think how terrifying that literally is. An army of salvation. A military force or religious deliverance. Scary as fuck.
I am beyond dead rn
keep your friends close, but your enemies closer
like really, very close
so close that you can feel your enemies breath on your neck
and you shiver with hatred and… anticipation?
turn around and look deep into your enemies eyes, letting your gaze drag down to their lips, your eyes intense with desire. push your enemies up against the wall.
make out with your enemies.
your friends, who are still close, are super uncomfortable and kinda grossed out
my otp categories include “close friends who love each other platonically and would do anything for each other in canon, but also kiss in my mind” and “Oh My God, This is So Fucked Up”
Day of Action to Demand Warrants for Email
On Thursday, December 5th, organizations including CDT, ACLU, EFF, Google, Twitter, and Tumblr are participating in a nationwide day of action calling for reform of the Electronic Communications Privacy Act (ECPA), the law that says the government can access your email and documents in the cloud without a warrant.
ECPA is one of the Internet’s most outdated laws—it was enacted in 1986, before most people had access to a home computer or email. ECPA says that hundreds of government agencies—like the IRS, FBI, and DEA, as well as local law enforcement agencies—can access many of our stored emails, private social media messages, and documents in the cloud without getting a warrant from a judge. The law flies directly in the face of our Fourth Amendment values.
Join us in the day of action: Sign this petition telling the White House to support ECPA reform.
As our own Alan Inouye said, “You need to have some freedom to learn about what you think is important without worrying about whether it ends up in some FBI file.”
THE GUY IN THE BACK JUST NODS AT THE KID
like, ‘yeah you can totally sit there’
New Pope is the best Pope. He doesn’t hate on everyone who doesn’t conform to his faith. He lets tiny children sit in his big official chair. He poses for selfies. He is a good Pope and I hope he is with us for a long time.
this is actually significant because that isn’t just “the official chair.”
that’s the Holy See.
The Holy See is considered the sovereign of Vatican City. No, seriously.
Every other pope has used a throne for the Holy See. Francis replaced the ornate object with THE SAME CHAIR THAT EVERY OTHER LEADER WHO VISITS THE VATICAN USES. This was an action that created a considerable stir, as one might imagine. It was a significant remark, metaphorically, putting the pope at the same level as every other world leader. No greater a man than his peers.
And after all of that, he sees a little kid run past him and lets him sit in the freaking Holy See.
And no one stops him.
Good man. Best pope.
That kid is living the dream and the Pope is just like “Okay” and the guy in the back is like “Ye kid”
“Preferred” Pronouns Gain Traction at US Colleges.
and I couldn’t help but think
even when we get a victory
we’re still prisoners of punctuation.
Trapped in quotations, like the air-quotes
that mocked me in seventh grade
when I wore boy’s clothes to school
and no one said I wore “boy” clothes to school.
No one mocked the gendered shoes.
No air-quotes around my flannel button-down shirt
marketed for males only. The quotes go around
things like “normal” instead. Punctuation trapped
words I chose for myself. Like normal.
Like my name.
Quotes around words like “intersectionality”
and “genderqueer” and “pansexual” in the newspaper
because even when they concede to using our words
they have to make sure we know
they don’t really believe it.
The little red line on my computer screen reminds me
they’re just humoring “us”
and our made-up “words”
highlighted with quotations
that point and laugh so everyone knows we aren’t real
and fenced in on either side by punctuation
so we can’t escape.
I want my words to be like everyone else’s.
I want feminism in a sentence like your morning coffee
and genderqueer in the spellcheck dictionary like lamp and courage.
I want my words to be no different than the ones you already use
and I want you to stop putting air quotes around normal.”