A Misleading Compliment - Vine by Thomas Sanders
he has the cutest voice wow
I’m fucking crying omg
The feels never bother me anyway.
Sirius: Hey Hagrid can I have my godson whom I was entrusted to look after by my best mate, his father?
Hagrid: No, Dumbledore says you can't.
Sirius: But, legally, I-
Aurors: Sirius Black you are under arrest for the murder of twelve people and for being implicated in the murder of the Potters and for working for Lord Voldemort.
Sirius: But, if you looked at my wand you'd see I didn't cast any-
Sirius: Why would I even betray James? He was like a brother to me. He showed me what was wrong with my upbringing, he took me in when I was disinherited, and he was the best mate I ever had. I am so upset about his death I am barely coherent.
Aurors: Dumbledore says you did it.
Sirius: But I was working FOR Dumbledore. Literally ask any Order member or Death Eater and they will tell you that Voldemort hated me.
Aurors: You're going to wizard prison, motherfucker.
THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.
These perfectly done up geisha are just so proud of their strange little alien sock puppet.
this picture makes me happy
Every time I see this I think I laugh harder
They really do look so proud
So serious, so dignified as they bask together in the stupid looking lint monster that came out of one of their butts
I love this!
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS
YOU MAY NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS POST GETTING NOTES AGAIN
you kids these days with your rapidly growing concern for the state of the world and your knowledge of important issues at increasingly younger ages despite having been told your opinions don’t matter by the adults who put you in these situations
We should all stop using this website.
if someone tells you about something horrible youre doing to them and your response is “its ok i hate myself too” thats not a damn apology. youre just guilting them into feeling bad for you. stop
0 tolerance for this kind of emotionally manipulative bullshit
a collection of 100% YOUAERE My FUCKIGN GI>RLFREIONGD
it is my greatest wish to time travel to the future and watch historically inaccurate period dramas about the early 2000s
I just had to reblog. because moonstache
This need a Moonacle.
This is how Batman signals for Alfred…
You just made my day
Fashion! Put It All on Me ➝ Tony Ward f/w 2014-15
what did baby corn say to mummy corn???
someone unfollowed me because of this joke i guess they found it too corny