I read this comic 2 days ago and I’m STILL laughing at it
you can install profiler
and then go to someones blog and click this little doohickey
and a box like this will pop up and you can set a name/nickname for them
and then the name will appear in parentheses on their posts on your dashboard
AND YOU WILL NEVER FORGET A BLOGGERS NAME AGAIN
WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS AMAZING WHAT EVEN HOW DID I NOT KNOW IS THIS NEW
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So I found Doug Dimmadome at Dragon Con
You mean Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?
That’s right Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.
Wow I’m your biggest fan, Doug Dimmadome owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome!
I’ll never get over how great this joke is.
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okay but why don’t more people talk about Night at the Museum like
poc characters and people being portrayed by poc people
this movie is so good
and it has one of the funniest, best, most ridiculous friendships in movie history
and you have Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt I mean
and if all that didn’t convince you there’s also a t-Rex skeleton that plays fetch with one of its own ribs
Survivors have scars. Victims have graves. — Something that I need carved in my bones. (via beagmactire)
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but how do you convince little kids to wear clever costumes they won’t appreciate?
"mommy can i be batman?"
"no you and your brother are going as van gogh and the starry night painting, it’ll be so hilarious and witty"
"i want to be batman though"
"shhhhh mommy needs more followers on pinterest"
"How religious are you?" is one of the worst questions you can ask a person that practices religion because, how do you accurately measure someone’s level of faith? It’s not possibile. Every single person’s level of faith, of any religion, is never the same. Just like two snowflakes are never the same. Some days one’s faith feels high, some days it feels low. It’s not something that can be measured. So please don’t ask it.