how much does a boyfriend cost nowadays
someone was meant to say something like “4 goats” so then I could find 4 goats and get a boyfriend, you people are no help
7 goats, 5 cows, 4 chickens and 2.5 ducks
where’s my boyfriend
how much does a boyfriend cost nowadays
someone was meant to say something like “4 goats” so then I could find 4 goats and get a boyfriend, you people are no help
7 goats, 5 cows, 4 chickens and 2.5 ducks
where’s my boyfriend
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now taking applications for my gang, please have your mum sign your permission slip and return it in by next wednesday
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Some resources for those writing medieval-type stories:
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for ‘doom’ you look pretty darn cute
love
now there’s an oxymoron for you
there’s so much about this that is so wrong
but dat brown fire
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HOLY HELL, WHY DIDN’T ANYONE TELL ME THIS?!!!
Well consider my mind grapes officially squashed.
It’s even funnier because Tom Selleck was the second choice to play Indiana Jones
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sometimes my twelve year old little sister will go on club penguin and trick a bunch of girls that she’s a guy and she’ll make them think they’re dating and then she’ll have them all meet her in the same place at the same time and watch them get into catfights about who’s boyfriend she is and thats how my little sister became a cross-dressing evil mastermind pimp on club penguin
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no youre
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No, you don’t understand.
This actually happens.
We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it’s about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we’re all talking and having a laugh and then all of a sudden this kids heart monitor just goes CRAZY.
So we call the code and I grab the crash cart and about 6 of us just take off running down the hall and we bust in the room and this kid is just sitting there with his hand around his junk looking MORTIFIED.
So we just sort of backed out of the room quietly, walked calmly to the stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown.
It was the funniest shit ever.
Omigod so many nurses have told me stories like these.
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